Welcome, faithful Cause and Effect reader. Following the recent success of our broadcasting schedule for the new medium of Television, Ignorance is Bliss TV has returned for more high-quality viewing. See below for the full list of programmes.
Ensemble cast of organisms from the animal kingdom in a variety of zany roles. Narrated by Sir David Atom-borough.
Sci-fi sitcom in which an intestinal cell discovers it has superpowers.
The show famously about nothing returns! Sine180 stars as himself, a trigonometric function, discussing various quirky situations that we can all relate to, (especially those of us who frequently act as ratios of two sides of a triangle containing the angle!). Frequently going off on tangents, his eccentric circle of friends contribute to the fun.
|1300-1500||Seal or No Seal
Contestants are invited to choose cages containing a number of seals to save or sell. Will you be able to cut a deal with the authorities, or will you end up with a conservational nightmare on your hands?
|1500-1600||My Big Fat Gypsy Moth Wedding
A wedding you can smell from 7 miles away.
|1600-1800||Game of Stones
Abrasive and erosive intrigue are pervasive. In this song of fire and ice, the three dominant geological groups (Sedimentary, Metamorphic and Igneous) fight to withstand the freeze-thaw weathering that is coming. When you play the Game of Stones, you are neither living or dying.
|1800-1900||A Question of Spores
Fungal-based quiz show where our team captains pit their myceliums against each other in a clash of the chitin. Who will come out as top toadstool this week?
|1900-2000||The XXY Factor
This week our Klinefelter hopefuls attempt to impress the judges by demonstrating the extent of their hypogonadism. Not one to miss.
|2000-2100||Have I Got Cues For You?
Our panel of stars classically condition a member of the public to be terrified of everyday objects, with hilarious results!
|2100-2300||Sherlock and Key
New detective series. A reclusive enzyme tries to unravel the mystery of seemingly disconnected denaturing events happening throughout the body.
Live feed of the sun. Warning: As with other RedHot shows, may cause blindness after extended periods of watching.